Lazy Dragon Queen : A Cozy Harem LitRPG (Volume 8) by Ace Arriande

Author:Ace Arriande [Arriande, Ace]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2023-09-05T16:00:00+00:00

Chapter Fourteen

“So, what’s the score now? Which team is in the lead?” Window asked after I finally managed to pull myself away from Lavi’s tail, leaving the lavender-haired dog girl face down on the ground as her body twitched and spasmed as a result of the intense fluffing.

I inhaled so much of Lavi’s fluffy scent that it still lingered in my nostrils after taking my face away from her. I tasted so much of her fluff that I could still taste it in my mouth, too.

“I’m pretty sure you just got a hairball,” Window said while looking at me with an expression best described as being weirded out. “And answer my question instead of narrating about weird things.”

“Smelling and tasting fluff is anything but weird,” I said. “If anything, they are—”

Window looked at Luca. “Who’s winning?”

“Oh, I forgot,” Luca answered. “So much time passed between the chapters being written that we’ve lost track. All that matters anymore is Papa wanting to hurry up and get to the next volume for more fluff.”

Window sighed. “I turn into a zombie for a few chapters and this is what happens. Drake falls back into his old, repetitive ways. What next? Is he going to go through another hand arc? We’re trying to be interesting here! We can’t just recycle our arcs like a xianxia author writing a ten-thousand-chapter web novel! Actually… what if we do? Would anybody care? We’ve basically already gone through the same mini arcs a bunch of times already and people are still reading us… maybe we should fully embrace being repetitive as long as we keep on introducing new girls… in which case… making it to the next volume would probably be the best after all… is Drake actually a genius?”

“Yes,” I answered.

“I must have hit my head. That could never be right.”

“Don’t worry, it is.”

“Drake’s delusions aside, weren’t we supposed to be playing poker?”

“Yep!” Luca answered. “Going into the mansion was part of the poker game!”

“I don’t even remember how that had anything to do with poker.”

“Same!”

While Window and Luca tried to figure out what we were supposed to be doing since I was taken out of super narrative mode, I tried not to pay any attention to my wives coming up with a plan to open my eyes to the way of the squish. After all, I still narrated them talking about it, so I knew all about it. I knew that Zoa felt left out because she didn’t have any fluff and that Clawdia, in her delusional mind of thinking that she understood subtly at all, wanted to help her by coming up with a plan to seduce me with Zoa’s squishiness.

I figured it would be more fun for them if I didn’t listen in on the plan.

“So, what now?” Window asked me.

I shrugged. “Whatever all of you want. I’m supposed to be sitting back and just watching everything.”

“Hmm… I have an idea. If we used the readers to come up with ideas for games we

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